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thirty-four: wtf castle. W. T. F.
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demonmagnetism wrote in paradisa
[so just because one is technically on an exploration trip with Nine and co. doesn't mean one is exempt from HORRIBLE DISTURBING DISFIGUREMENT, does it? Dictated:]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

Okay Paradisa, you've had your fun, but I DEMAND BACK MY MANPARTS.

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You are kidding right? The castle seriously took away your interesting bits? I thought I had problems with the blonde hair.

Kidding? Oh GOD how I wish I was kidding. But this isn't the kind of thing you kid about. I'm a freaking EUNUCH! Oh jesus. What if it doesn't get fixed? I mean, brightside? I guess I could join a choir, but oh crap oh crap oh crap...

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I think the bright-side option's out too, despite the panicked screeching I think technically your voice box appears to think they have actually dropped.

Oh they've certainly dropped, I just don't know where exactly.

Okay, run with me here, I'm collating information on castle losses and I need a few details. [holding back a laugh] Have you been to the bathroom yet this morning, and if so, care to elaborate...?

[B/]

Ma'am, call me crazy, but I'm sensing you're not taking this all that seriously.

Edited at 2009-03-09 03:17 pm (UTC)

Oh I am, absolutely. Why else would I need such explicit details?

[dryly] To further your personal amusement?

That you could even think such a thing when I'm here, tirelessly recording and analysing loss data.

I'm Doctor Vala by the way and some co-operation would be very useful about now, I can't possibly ascertain if you're eligible for the reversal of this loss without that information.

Doctor Vala, now would you be a real doctor or the kind with an array of impressive phoney diplomas and a stethoscope that you got one time in a christmas cracker?

You're a very suspicious person aren't you? Trust me, if I wanted to show an inappropriate interest in your genitalia, I'd do it when it was intact, not absent.

...and as truly worrying as that statement is coming from a woman I only just met, I still find it oddly comforting. I'm Xander by the way.

...you don't actually know how to reverse this loss, do you?

[Dr. Jackson, to the rescue!]

No, she doesn't.

[THANK YOU]

Ah, see, I knew it! Never trust Doctors. Unless they're aliens. And especially don't trust them if they're inappropriately curious hot sounding women.

Edited at 2009-03-09 07:16 pm (UTC)

I might, how would you know? It's not entirely impossible.

Excuse us for a moment Xander, Doctor Jackson obviously isn't aware of my latest research.

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