✖ PARADISA

A panfandom roleplay

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Uhh ... what?
yamanaka wrote in paradisa
[dictated loudly and clearly]

Okay, listen up everybody. Stop getting drunk for like five seconds and pay attention.

The ballroom, the library, and the kitchen are being turned into safe zones. If you don't enjoy fighting or killing things, or if you're someone who's a helper at the clinic, I suggest you hang out in there for the time being until whatever this is passes over.


[added in later] And if things get bad, you get one day to move into the safe zones, or Reno is going to start shooting people in the foot. (And trust me, you don't want him to do that.)

[ooc: SORRY FOR THE SPAM D8 Clark asked her toooo.]

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.... I think if we're turning this place into a giant Clue board, I'll go for the library.

You know. Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick....?

It's a board game, from back home. Where everyone plays guests at a party and has to find out which one of them is a murderer.

Right. Well, this is a little different.

You think I don't kno--- sorry. [ahem] ... Yeah. Yeah, it is. I just ...

You know what, never mind.

Hurry to a safe place, please~

With or without the candlestick, Miss Scarlett?

It's Ino. [ROTFL SHE STILL DOESN'T GET IT FFFFF]

[a huff; IN NINJA LAND YOU GIVE OUT YOUR NAME WHEN SOMEONE ELSE SAYS IT SO SHE'S EXPECTING IT AHAHAH]

[lengthy pause] .... not that I was calling you a ho or anything. By the way. It's a sort of ... well. Nevermind.

I figured, you don't seem like the type of guy who has a death wish. [a pause] Do you have a name?

[okay. he's having a very very rough day. the mun apologizes for his asshattery]

Yep.

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