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so_many_needs wrote in paradisa
This Gai guy is quite possibly the worst sex education teacher in existence. Way to use examples there, old man. You've probably frightened the shit of anyone even CONTEMPLATING intimacy. Good job.

Yo, Azula, I didn't rough your brother up too much. Tell him to chill the hell out, next time. And no, he's NOT acting this way because of me. I didn't punch him THAT hard.

Did somethin' get into the friggin' water supply around here? First some kid goes batshit insane and now those Sokka and Zuko guys are screamin' about giant vaginas.

At least there's never a dull moment.
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VAGINAAAA~!!!

NO!! BAD!! DO NOT SAY SUCH WORDS OUT LOUD!!

BUT THE OTHER GUYS WERE DOING IT!!!

That does not make it okay!! Your poor, youthful, impressionable mind!

It's a bad word! Little kids can't say it! Adult men should not even --

Not that vaginas are a bad thing, quite the opposite, actually! It's just that speaking publically about genitalia and shouting it as a fun word can sometimes be immature or even offensive to the female gender, or others with delicate sensibilites!

...Oh, what the hell.

VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING AND VULGAR. IF I WERE A WOMAN I'D BE INCREDIBLY OFFENDED AND WOULD NEVER EVER WANT TO DATE YOU EVER.

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ANCIENT RUNESPEAK, OLD ONE.

[DICTATED]

I

AGHH [tears up journal pages in frustration]

VAGINAAAA~! VAGINA!! VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA!

[EXASPERATED SIGH, YOUTH IS TAINTED, TRIED TO SAVE IT]

THEY TASTE WONDERFUL! HOORAY!

[ AWEJKAWJEKWE ANGRY YELL]

THAT'S IT. STAY AWAY FROM TENTEN.

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