✖ PARADISA

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Uhh ... what?
yamanaka wrote in paradisa
[dictated loudly and clearly]

Okay, listen up everybody. Stop getting drunk for like five seconds and pay attention.

The ballroom, the library, and the kitchen are being turned into safe zones. If you don't enjoy fighting or killing things, or if you're someone who's a helper at the clinic, I suggest you hang out in there for the time being until whatever this is passes over.


[added in later] And if things get bad, you get one day to move into the safe zones, or Reno is going to start shooting people in the foot. (And trust me, you don't want him to do that.)

[ooc: SORRY FOR THE SPAM D8 Clark asked her toooo.]

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.... I think if we're turning this place into a giant Clue board, I'll go for the library.

You know. Professor Plum, in the library, with the candlestick....?

It's a board game, from back home. Where everyone plays guests at a party and has to find out which one of them is a murderer.

Right. Well, this is a little different.

You think I don't kno--- sorry. [ahem] ... Yeah. Yeah, it is. I just ...

You know what, never mind.

Hurry to a safe place, please~

With or without the candlestick, Miss Scarlett?

It's Ino. [ROTFL SHE STILL DOESN'T GET IT FFFFF]

[a huff; IN NINJA LAND YOU GIVE OUT YOUR NAME WHEN SOMEONE ELSE SAYS IT SO SHE'S EXPECTING IT AHAHAH]

[lengthy pause] .... not that I was calling you a ho or anything. By the way. It's a sort of ... well. Nevermind.

I figured, you don't seem like the type of guy who has a death wish. [a pause] Do you have a name?

[okay. he's having a very very rough day. the mun apologizes for his asshattery]

Yep.

[annoyed tapping. AND IT'S OKAY, THE MUN THINKS IT'S FUNNY LMAO]

Is that really there, or not? [pleasantly] Because if it IS? It'd be awesome if you cut it out. I'm hearing enough stupid crap without.

[she can play this game ... have some "^____^ I'm going to punch you so hard your friends at home will feel it" voice here] It'd be awesome if you weren't being a jerk, too, but I guess that's too much to ask for~

Seems to be a lot that's too much to ask for, around here, today. Like quiet. And seeing things that're actually here. And, you know. Being able to stay in my own room. Which I happen to like.

[rustle rustle plod plod plod. someone may or may not be walking down the hall with his journal open]

And not have things suddenly look like a SPACESHIP. WHAT. ... have you seen this crap? Seriously?


Yes, I've seen it. I live here too.

And I would like to stay in my own room and not see weird things in windows, too, but I'm going to have to suck it up until whatever this is passes over!

... suck it uh---- what? Wh--- ... [is not exactly happy with having it implied that he can't deal. even if it's true. slams the book shut and stomps on in silence, for a while.]

...

[until the noises get to him. and he stops in front of a window and sees McLaren's bar, as if he were on the outside looking in. and it's empty, save for one person, sitting at the bar, in black. isn't sure what that means, but he doesn't like the feeling he gets from it, either way. .... opens the journal again, quietly]

Um. .... How do I get to the library from the 7th floor?

[is annoyed, but she feels bad ... knows that not everyone here is used to dangerous situations. so there's a little sigh when he asks her that]

There's an entrance on the sixth floor.

.... thanks. .... [hesitates a little] I'm Barney.

[an amused noise, but she resists making a joke about that purple dinosaur she heard about in NYC] Nice to meet you. I'm guessing this sort of stuff doesn't happen to you normally.

[like he hasn't heard that a THOUSAND TIMES, asljhfksjddsdff. thank you for small favors]

That would be quite possibly the most resounding and emphatic NO you've ever ever heard. ... [plod plod plod STAIRS. finds the library! hooray. now where's the save point? ... no, really. if he thinks of this as a game, it's a little easier to cope. at least for the moment]

OK. I'm here.

((OOC: Is anyone starting threads for the safe-rooms? It might be a good idea.))

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