✖ PARADISA

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Confidence.
yamanaka wrote in paradisa
[There are three women - that is to say, Faye, Ino, and Lois - walking into the lobby at this moment, and all three of them are inexplicably wearing leotards, heels, and a strange armpiece made of metal.

The lights dim for a moment before a familiar beat starts to play and they begin dancing ...]


All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies

Now put your hands up!


Up in the club, we just broke up, I'm doing my own little thing
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
'Cause another brother noticed me


I'm up on him, he up on me
Don't pay him any attention
Just cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can't be mad at me


'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it


I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips
Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans
Acting up, drink in my cup
I can care less what you think


I need no permission, did I mention
Don't pay him any attention
'Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me


'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Don't treat me to the things of the world
I'm not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve


Here's a man that makes me, then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond

Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you own
If you don't, you'll be alone, and like a ghost, I'll be gone


All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies

Now put your hands up
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it

Oh, oh, oh



If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh

[and then the music dies, and there's a satisfied exhale from all three of them before the castle's effect wears off.]

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[Crowley's watching this in a mixture of confusion and horror. Talking about breaking up then bitching about not getting a marriage proposal? What the hell sort of mixed signals are those? He really has no words.

...The leotards are kind of hot though
]

[LMFAO poor crowley. ino's just blinking afterwards and looking at the weird metal thing on her arm]

... Huh.

[looking down and seeing the outfit doesn't really faze her, being that it's more than she usually wears. But, wtf is this thing on her arm? Definitely looking at it with that "I wonder how much this will pawn for" look, when she notices Crowley.

...And then totally pretends she doesn't. Hmmph.]

[And someone has to be the most vocal out of the group]



What the HELL was that?!

[BLINK BLINK. hey she knows you]

Claire?

[ ... what did he walk in on.

staring.

well, at least it's not him anymore. :|
]

[looking up from this weird metal arm thing ... blink blink]

Uh ... hey?

Rings? PFF. They're an epidemic. [he snorts in disgust, but holds up a '10' from the cards in his lap, anyway. how could he not?]

[where did Harry go? he's not sitting at his booth ---

OH RIGHT

HE FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF.]

[kdfjgdkfjg LMAO she hears that laughing ... 8| she'll be peering over that table]

[ Holding up like

a ring pop










...

staring at them all ]

LMAO THAT IS NOT A RING POP SAKURA ....

[ino will just be examining this weird metal arm thingie ... YOU'RE NOT HERE SAKURA oh my god you're not here]

<3 haruno Expand
[ the fuck did he just watch ]

[the best thing ever?]

.. Oh, hey, Jr.

[Trying very hard to bite back a laugh, because come on, not many people go the distance with costumes.]

Happy April first.

[sfkjsdkljf SOB .... she's just glancing at him and then at lois ... DIDN'T HE ALREADY PUT A RING ON THAT]

[BUT IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO, IT WAS GONNA BE LOIS]

This never gets mentioned again.

[Rolls by, singing at the top of her lungs]

♪26 bottles of pop on the wall
26 bottles of pop♪
♪take one down
pass it around♪
♪25 bottles of pop on the waaall

♪25 bottles of pop on the wall
25 bottles of pop♪
♪take one down
pass it around♪
♪24 bottles of pop on the waaall

[.... watches her roll by. blinks]

[Mark's not the only one laughing behind the DJ booth]

Um... nice outfit.

... Thanks? [glances at the armpiece] I don't really know where it came from.

[snorts] Never thought of you as the, uh, leotard type.

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